I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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