You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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