big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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