Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Shame is for Republicans.
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