Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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