is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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