Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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