the new term for farting is butt boxing.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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