I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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