Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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