Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
