Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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