i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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