No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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