Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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