Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
