It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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