I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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