Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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