That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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