Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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