I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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