Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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