my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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