I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
don't judge my taste in strippers
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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