i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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