Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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