Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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