tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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