It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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