and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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