are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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