There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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