I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
found the other keg... it's in the tree
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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