My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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