We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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