We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
be right there i have to get my cape
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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