I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Your cock deserves a montage
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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