I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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