what if I'm pregnant?
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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