i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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