we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The power of my boobs compel you
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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