there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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