Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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