He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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