I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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