I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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