Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Randomize
