she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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