# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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