I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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