her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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