Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Screwed.edu
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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